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Stalker update

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Lauren has been busy.

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  • That is a very cute shirt. She should sell them online. I would buy one. LOL. I’m so jealous at the famous stalkers, but she’s cute.

  • A

    I think that’s a LIL too much…

  • Dave

    I have to agree; we’re starting to cross the obsession line… Tattoos, typically are the “non-removable without expensive lasering” type.

    Seriously … what the hell?

  • Dave

    I take that back. On the bright side, she is too busy stalking Niels to pose any sort of danger to anyone else.

  • gotrice?

    calm down ppl. its a fake tattoo.

  • Amy

    that’s probably not even her body…obsessed is the correct term. psycho is better.

  • Dave

    we don’t know it’s a fake tattoo.

  • Julie

    yeah, it looks like its has been computerized.. and its kind of creepy..

  • gotrice?

    Dave, it is. she commented on niels myspace and sed so herself that it was fake

  • Jackie

    She just wants attention. And she has successful gotten her attention from Niels.
    Now, about the shirt, it is HOTT, just not the girl that’s wearing it.

  • MagnetChick

    OMG NIELS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, MARRY ME !!

    I received a perfect score on my SAT also! I graduated from Blair in the CAPS program, not magnets though but considerably smart! Marry me!!!!!!!

  • Jane

    NIELS MINE !!!!!!

  • Kimberly

    The heart is ugly…
    someone has way too much time on their hands…

  • Johnny

    PSH i dont think so girlfriends.. HE’S MINE! im bring him home to mama!!

  • Kimberly

    I must agree with Amy. That is most definitately not her body. Even if it is, getting a tattooed of a guy’s name who isn’t even their husband is dumb. I thuoght Niels doesn’t like dumb girls……………….

  • A

    Well, she’s not ugly but getting a tattoo just seems desperate. I thought the t-shirt was kind of cute. She’s just a fan, I dont think that people should take that pic that seriously.

  • Kimberly

    Nobody’s taking this seriously. We just think that it’s way over the top. Watch, when she puts that shirt in the washing machine , bye bye t shirt. it’ll just end up saying
    “I OV N ELS”

  • -h

    Oh, leave the girl alone. It was up to Niels to post it – as long as he’s fine with it, who are we to judge?

  • Julie

    well its obvious that he enjoys it.. cuz he hasnt call the cops.

  • Dave

    MagnetChick up there obviously didn’t graduate from the CAP program; she’d know better than to refer to it as the CAPS program. And further – why MagnetChick instead of CAPChick?

    Seriously, WTF? Do you even KNOW what CAP stands for without looking it up?

  • the original stalker, lauren

    wow.

    i didnt even know this blog or these comments were here.
    but let me clear something up for all the people so obviously disstressed [and dearly concerned] about my well being and competence.

    first of all, the tattoo was a harmless joke.
    go to http://www.imagechef.com/ if you don’t believe me.
    [you can even make one yourself]
    it took all of two seconds to type Niels’ name and a heart, so i dont think that is considered obsessive.
    also anyone who would actually permanently mark their body with a ‘tramp stamp’ or a guy’s name [even their husband’s] is ridiculous. i would never imagine doing that.

    as far as the shirt goes, i just like making shirts and i wanted to make a Niels fan shirt. i am a fan. so sue me. i dont think it is so crazy. plus niels is a cool name.
    and everyone who comments would probably buy a shirt if i sold them. i wouldnt mind if other people had ‘i heart niels’ shirts. i also have a ‘niels hoven’s stalker’ shirt. its pretty cute as well.

    and thanks for everyone who keeps calling me ugly.
    at least you said the shirt was cute… ;-)

    so hope you all enjoyed my pleasant little update.

  • sineplol

    ur obsessive stfu and gdif

  • MagnetChick

    I wasn’t preferring to the Magnet program idiot. Magnet has more then just ONE meaning. use the dictionary if you have the time, if not, steal a dictionary and educate yourself.And yes i do know what CAPS stands for.
    Communication Arts Program.

    I went to blair i know what it stands for idiot.
    And Dave trying to call me stupid isn’t very reasonable. Lets referr back to what you said earlier, and I quote “We don’t know if its a fake tattoo”

    How can you NOT know? …please stop being dumb. Even a five years old can tell it’s fake.

  • MagnetChick

    I meant to type referring not preferring*

  • sineplol

    wow i could bake cakes with ur knowledge

  • the original stalker, lauren

    i dont even know what gdif means. is that just random typing?
    like adhasfja.

    i think it is perfectly fine for me to comment on blogs for which i am the subject. so i will not ‘stfu’, as you so elegantly put it.

    much love ;-)

  • the original stalker, lauren

    I wish I was fat.

  • sineplol

    nah u dont wanna be fat

  • Kimberly

    Lauren, you write one massive long essay. and you do indeed to need to stfu. I’m tired of you and your obsessions. I’ve read some of your comments for Niels before. You don’t love him so please indeed STFU. You only like him because he was on a reality tv show. I mean I’m pretty sure there are some “hott” geeks living around you. why don’t you just go chase after them.

    I’m fond to see/hear that you are well aware of your “ugly” looks. Now please go do something about it. …….psycho lady.

  • sineplol

    ask magnetchick to bake some cakes for ya if u do though

  • the original stalker, lauren

    you’re right. let me go chase after Piao now.

  • sineplol

    noob

  • the real lauren? what? oh yeah, people can just use my name for this...

    yeah the whole aspect of being able to choose your own name for each comment is really funny, enabling people to type whatever they want and say that i said it…
    thats really mature.

    if you are so bothered by me posting on Niels wall and watching him on TV [both harmless things] then why are you reading this blog and all these comments? lol. just get over it and ignore it? seems like the best option.

  • sineplol

    thats the real world for ya….. noob

  • lauren is definitely a fatty

    touch my tralala, biatch.

  • S

    I wonder when comments will be disabled….

    I always thought it rude to argue in a journal/blog that isn’t your own. Ah, but here I am contributing to the pointless comments. It’s just as bad.

    Anyway, hello Niels. I’ve been enjoying the show, but I’ve been enjoying your blog more so. I really liked your blog about taking time out, each day, to reflect on who/what you want to be and how to get there. I’ve decided to give it a whirl to see what an impact it may make in my life and decisions.

    Take care.

  • Dave

    Dear MagnetChick,

    I’m glad to see that you managed to distinguish between “referring” and “preferring”; this will get you far. FYI – I actually *went* to the Communication Arts Program; back then, it was considered a “signature program” opposed to a Magnet.
    During my second year, CAPOnline had gotten started and Mr. Lloyd was embroiled in a “professionalism” dispute over an episode of “Shades of Gray”; as a result of this, WBNC couldn’t do live shows.
    During my third year, WBNC radio had just gotten started.

    Anyway – before you decide that you have the need to lash out at people by calling them “idiots” (repeatedly) or “five year olds”, I suggest that you take some typing courses and expand your vocabulary. Your obvious need in both categories is quite unbecoming of you.

    Sincerely,

    Dave

  • MagnetChick

    Dave,
    Why are you giving us a background info about the CAP program?
    Nobody ask you about it….

  • R

    Lauren, begging for Niels to write back on your wall is not cute yet sounds very desperate. Even though it IS a harmless thing to do, I wonder if you notice how stupid you made yourself looked…

  • Amy

    for the Lauren girl. Great job stalking him =). Successfully won the title of “Crazy Stalker” . Thous, I don’t think that is something to even be proud of.

    Dave, stop picking on fights with young ladies, it also shows how immature you can be.

  • Poetrythug

    You know you’ve made it when people post flame wars on your blog. Congrats, Niels!

  • cher

    I love it when Niels reply back to my msgs. He just makes my day even if its a short “oh my!”.

  • cher

    I’m actually jealous of Lauren for her “crazy stalker girl” title. At least she’s standing out from the crowd (of fans) and getting Niels’ attention. And for THAT,Lauren, I applaud you.
    I wouldn’t want my msgs to Niels to be sent to the trash like any other msgs. But *sigh*, i’m so NOT original and creative.

  • Dave

    Dear MagnetChick,

    Your mistake this time was using incorrect tense when you typed “ask” when you meant to type “asked”; for someone who allegedly went to the Communication Arts Program, you either really can’t type or simply don’t know how to use grammar properly. One would *think* that Dr. D’Angelo taught you better. Further, wasn’t the SAT reformulated to incorporate some sort of “writing” section which would then in turn have tested one’s mastery of grammar?

    For what it’s worth, I’m the real deal. You on the other hand could simply be some poser-yahoo posing as a CAP student thereby giving the CAP a bad name. (No, the irony is not lost on me.) At any rate, it’s pretty clear that you’ve already foxtroted up the “I got a perfect score on the SAT” lie and have therefore lost any credibility whatsoever.

    My advice to you is to spend more time learning and less time watching “Gilmore Girls” or “One Tree Hill” or “Everwood” on the CW.

    Sincerely,

    Dave

  • cher

    But keep watchin BEAUTY AND THE GEEK!! :-) team Niels (woohoo) and Jennylee (bleh)!!!!!!!!

  • MagnetChick

    Dave, really who types with perfect grammars online? Typing and writing are two different things. I don’t go online and type messages to people so I can impress the readers with my “perfect” grammar usage. Get over yourself, geek.

    I spend 80% of my time studying, I use the last 20% getting out into the REAL WORLD . You on the other hand have no life but to sit on your ass and correct other people’s grammars. Write to Niels, get some advice on how to get a girl or something.

  • Dave

    Dear MagnetChick,

    I ROFLMAO @ you.

    If you’re attempting to insult me by calling me a Geek, then you clearly see “Geek” as a bad thing… which brings us to this next question – do you have something against Geeks?

    Please do the world a favor and lay off the Hater-ade.

    Sincerely,

    Dave

    PS: The REAL WORLD is nothing at all like the MTV depiction. So I suggest you stop watching that programme as well.

    PPS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mBGODdzzVw

  • MagnetChick

    How stupid can you be? I’m not speaking about the reality tv show, i’m speaking about getting out into the real world, where there are actual people who I can interact with not look at the idiot box and watch their lives. It’s interesting how you do know so much and many tv shows. Let me guess, you like to sit on your ass and watch them?

    Little worthy advice:
    Get off the computer, and go somewhere. I repeat Email Niels, ask him for some advice, get new friends…REAL FRIENDS, ones that you can actually hold a conversation in person. Cast members on reality tv shows does not count as friends.

  • signme

    hahahaha! this is hiliarious! dave she got you on that one….if you’re going to insult someone, read their comments CAREFULLY.

    MagnetChick

  • signme

    …MagnetChick you are a NOOB!

  • Dave

    Dear MagnetChick,

    You’re really too much; nonetheless, you prove my point. Any one who was ever in the CAP program would know a lot about TV because… surprise, surprise, that was only a pretty big component of the “Broadcast Journalism” curriculum; if your claim about being in the “CAPS” program was true… well, you would have known that already.

    You didn’t, ergo you’re nothing more than a poser fan-girl who is currently in the process of throwing a temper tantrum.

    Sorry to have burst your bubble.

    Sincerely,

    Dave

  • Dave

    Dear Signme,

    I did read her comment carefully. If you read my comment carefully, you’d realize that I in fact did know that she meant “the real world” as in reality, and not the MTV reality series and that my twisting of her words by making the allusion to said reality show was simply to piss her off (because only dumb kids watch “The Real World” on MTV) by implying that she watches that crap.

    Obviously it worked.

    Sincerely,

    Dave

  • Dave

    Dear MagnetChick,

    You should also make the effort to cut down on “Laguna Beach” and “My Sweet Sixteen” as well.

    Sincerely,

    Dave

  • MagnetChick

    Is it not amazing that you know such girly tv shows? Haha…get a life. You need one.

  • Dave

    Dear MagnetChick,

    Res Ipsa Loquitur.

    Sincerely,

    Dave

    PS: Stop being a Niels hater.

  • MagnetChick

    LMAO! Did you run out of things to say back to me that you had to use another language? Obviously you are ignorant. I never said I hated Niels. If you would scroll back up to the top, my first comment was saying “I love Niels” . Then implied that I was in the CAP program, next you came along trying to prove yourself right and causing all this stupid non sense.

    You need to learn how to stay out of people’s business and comments.

  • Dave

    Dear MagnetChick,

    You really ought to quit while you’re still behind.
    The following are responses to your alleged points (which incidentally happen to be quite pointless):

    Did you run out of things to say back to me that you had to use another language? Obviously you are ignorant.
    Hmm. Because I used another language, I’m ignorant. I suppose this makes sense in your delusion of “the real world”.

    my first comment was saying “I love Niels”
    Because you said you love Niels, you love Niels. Riiiiight.

    Then implied that I was in the CAP program,
    Sentence Fragment. (but Sentence Fragment is a sentence fragment!)

    all this stupid non sense
    Nonsense is two words.

    You need to learn how to stay out of people’s business and comments.
    I ought to take advice from a total stranger on the intar-webb? Sounds like sound advice… coming from a total stranger… in the intar-webb.

    Consider yourself schooled.

    Sincerely,

    Dave

  • MagnetChick

    There’s one thing i learned from the “Beauties” on the show is that geeks will always act superior amongst other..

    You have proven that’s a correct interruptation.

    Seriously, this is a comment blog not school. Going around trying to teach other people how to form a sentence is in fact, pathetic. If you think you’re so great at it and the fact that you can’t stand other people’s grammatical errors —-become a teacher . Don’t sit on your ass and correct strangers online. It shows you have no life.

  • Dave

    Dear MagnetChick,

    Please, post some more. You’re doing society a great service by providing everyone with comic relief.

    Case in point:

    You have proven that’s a correct interruptation.

    Interruptation?
    Good strategery.

    I must remark however that with neologisms like that, I hope you never run for president.

    Sincerely,

    Dave

    PS: I’m sure the subtleties in this comment will elude you. Don’t worry, I’m sure you’ll figure them out in few decades, give or take.

    In all seriousity though, please grow up.

  • Biggie Smalls

    Hey, Magnet, you’re not the one making a fool out of yourself here, so just stop arguing with this guy. You seem to have too much going for you to waste your time with some jealous dude who reads and argues on a blog all day. Enjoy the Niels love :)

  • Dave

    Dear Biggie Smalls,

    I’m curious – What’s exactly is there to be jealous of? Care to elaborate or ennumerate?

    Sincerely,

    “Dave”

  • sweet thaang

    “I received a perfect score on my SAT also!”

    Not only did MagnetChick not graduate from the CAP program, but I don’t believe she received a perfect score on her SAT. There are so many grammatical errors in her comment!

  • MagnetChick

    It doesn’t matter how you type online. IT IS the internet. One cannot judge another based on what is seen over the internet.

  • MagnetChick

    HAHAHA Niels is definitely enjoying this!

  • Dave

    Dear MagnetChick,

    You ought to go argue with yourself for a while and try to reconcile your contradictory statements (eg that “one cannot judge another based on what is seen over the internet” and the numerous instances where you have called people Geeks, stating they have no life, etc…).

    Sincerely,

    “Dave”

  • friscobebe

    lol so much drama. I wonder if people will argue up to 100th comment from the rate that it’s going..

  • Amy

    haha i know right….one tiny blog went crazy

  • MagnetChick

    Well Dave why don’t YOU shut the hell up and do something with your life. This argument is getting old.
    Okay so you have better grammar then I do (online)…big wowie…. *yawn* sadly nobody’s impressed……

  • Wow, Niels, you’ve got yourself some blogwank. Good for you!

    I think you’ve got a stalker on TWoP, too. helen036 loves you and your team a great deal.

  • Dave

    Dear MagnetChick,

    Didn’t you just say, “one cannot judge another based on what is seen over the internet”? Yet here you are, telling me to “do something with my life”? Can you explain to me how exactly this “sadly nobody’s impressed” comment come into play?

    IMHO, you’re judging another based on what you see over the internet. Further, you’re projecting your frustration on other people (over the internet).

    Sincerely,

    “Dave”

    PS: Again, this is the second time you’ve lost your cool. Way to go, you!

    PPS: The admission that your grammar sucks clearly makes the case that you’re nothing but a fraud and a phony; the attempt to pose as a CAP student was pretty pathetic and the perfect SAT ruse was absolutely ludicrous. If anyone needs to do anything with their life, it’s clearly you;

  • someindividuale

    shut up
    not niels though

  • MagnetChick

    hahah i didn’t lose my cool. you’re funny, dave. in terms of who lost their “cool”, it simply seems as if its you. for the fact that you have to state and analyze every sentence I say. does it REALLY bother you that i cant type..

    you are easily bothered by my grammatical errors. lmao.

  • Jennifer

    Dave seems like a stupid guy, just ignore what he has to say, Magnet. He’s just upset that he has nothing to do but to argue with some random stranger online about their sentence fragment.

  • gotrice?

    dave, but GOT OVER IT. ur taking this too seriously. no body cares that much about grammer. and magnetchick, dont waste ur time.

  • weqo

    doing my part to try to get this up to 100 :P

    those ‘arguments’ were entertaining…helped me kill 10mins, or so lol. and all i can say is they both have lot to learn from themselves.

  • R

    hahah i’ll contribute to that 100 comments idea!!

    Niels is hott ..i’m going to track him down on his next marathon and run right next to him. As soon as i see him i will jump on him and grab him and never let go.

    I will then kidnap that sexy beast and make him marry me……

    oh my dear loving geek

  • Dave

    Dear posters in posts 71-75,

    Here are my responses –

    Post 71: That certainly was constructive; just an observation but people rarely shut up when other people tell them to shut up.
    Post 72: How did I lose my cool? As I recall, I haven’t felt the need to tell anyone to “shut up” or use any profanity.
    Post 73: Magnet is obviously unable or unwilling to ignore me; the only thing thicker than the irony here is you.
    Post 74: ur post likeh totally makes no sense. fer sur.
    Post 75: How much are you willing to bet that these bimbos aren’t going to let this drop anytime soon?

    75.1 – Magnet is not capable of learning anything new; she clearly can’t see past her ignorance and really lacking in emotional control.
    75.2 – I don’t really have that much to learn from myself. The point of this exercise was to:

    1 – expose obvious fraud (the whole CAP and SAT thing)
    2 – have MagnetChick make herself look stupid with her contradictions every other post and her obvious lack of mastery of the English Language – which goes back to point number 1 – in which we show that MagnetChick is/was neither a CAP student nor did she have a perfect SAT score.

    Final assessment: Mission accomplished!

    Sincerely,

    “Dave”

  • MagnetChick

    HAHAHHA DAMN someone has absolutely NO LIFE but to respond to comments each person had to say….wow. hahahahahahhahaa

  • MagnetChick

    Funny, i dropped this but you can’t help yourself but to continue….

  • Whatever

    I agree with both of them. Dave seems like he has nothing else to do but to reply to people’s comments. And Magnet does seem to be a poser magnet student.

  • LOL

    Dave is stupid. He needs to drop dead.

  • MagnetChick

    if you guys read dave’s comments carefully u can tell he has some grammatical errors too….but of course everyone has smething to do but to sit and correct it. =).

  • Dave

    Dear MagnetChick,

    When did you drop this? I don’t think I got the have gotten the memo.
    If you ask me, the only thing that drops around here is the average IQ every time you post.

    Sincerely,

    “Dave”

    PS:The fact of the matter is that you will simply be unable to stop replying so long as I keep posting. But since I’ve already succeeded in making you make yourself look like a complete and utter fool, you can consider this my last post in this thread.

    Everyone can draw their own conclusions when you reply to this.

  • friscobebe

    lol Side Question. Does Dave enjoy torturing MagnetChick or something? Just stop provoking the poor girl to respond to your every, “supposedly” final judgement. Obviously, she shortened her latter messages because these arguments are getting repetitive and pointless. And, why do you care if she did or didn’t went to a CAP school? It’s not as if you’re Niels! Gosh…

  • MagnetChick

    HAHAHAHAAAA. Do you think I’d fall for that?

  • Dave

    Dear Frisco,

    Why do employers fire their employees if they’re caught with fake diplomas that one can get on the Internet?

    Simply put, the CAP wouldn’t be caught admitting trash like MagnetChick and her ilk.

    Sincerely,

    “Dave”

    PS – FYI, Niels wasn’t in the CAP program; CAP and Magnet are two different programs.

  • gotrice?

    dave, just stop. everyone is telling u to stop. y dont u just take thier advice and go sit in ur lonely corner and argue about the difference between CAPS and magnets BY YOURSELF. NO BODY GIVES A SHxT ABOUT IT HERE!

  • MagnetChick

    Dave, Frisco didn’t even say that Niels was in the CAP program, obviously you have some reading problems as well.

    But then again, LOOK everyone! Dave is trying to pick on another fight…..i think its time….he gets his ass off the computer!

  • Dave

    Dear MagnetChick,

    You took the bait twice; I don’t have to bother.

    Sincerely,

    “Dave”

    Dear Gotrice?,

    Obviously, this is your feeble attempt to get into MagnetChick’s pants; too bad you haven’t grown any.

    Sincerely,

    “Dave”

  • MagnetChick

    What an immature response to Gotrice.

  • Egon Spengler

    YOUR MOTHER!

  • xtc

    UR FACE!

  • BLT

    Yallz are G@y. Stop hatin’ on everyone. Where is all the love and donuts?!

    niels u Sizzlin’ HOtt. Let me holla at chu.

  • G'hetto

    Who knowz – maybez BLT and Isaiah Washington both best be going to rehab… coz they be two screwed up mofoz. LOLz.

  • Ivana

    shes scary and ugly. omfg????

  • urcute

    ur cute

  • Kelly

    dave, you’re so annoying you make this blog all about how you have to be correct….

  • Dave

    Dear Kelly,

    You’re wrong.

    Sincerely,

    “Dave”

  • Anonymous

    I

  • Cher

    I’m the 100th post! Do I get a present or something? Perhaps a hug from Niels? :D

  • Dave

    Dear Cher,

    Maybe you should write the Wikipedia entry on Niels… if one doesn’t already exist.

    Sincerely,

    “Dave”

  • Cher

    I prefer a hug from Niels :)

  • Anonymous

    Dave, this blog is about Niels, not if you are correct or not. Show some respect. This isn’t a place for you to “own” or what not. What is it up to you? It’s none of your business so stop starting “beef”. People could choose to like anyone or say anything they wish. It is not like they ever did anything to you. No one is going to cry in a corner if you stop talking. Stop wasting blog space because I’m almost sure Niels doesn’t care if you stop yelling at people and saying how right you are. Go save global warming or something and honestly STFU.

    BTW: NIELS ROCKS!! and that shirt is seriously really awesome.

  • MagnetChick

    Amen!

  • Dave

    Dear Anonymous,

    You obviously care what I think because you clearly can’t stop responding to me. By your own standards, aren’t you showing disrespect by focusing on me and simultaneously “wasting blog space” by responding to me?

    In summary n00bie, this may take some getting used to … but I’m right, you’re wrong, get over it!

    Sincerely,

    “Dave”

    PS: I wasn’t aware that I was ever yelling. Are you hearing voices which shouldn’t be there?

  • MagnetChick

    Wow Dave has a very high ego. Speaking of voices, did you hear my voice rising? ….

    Well Dave, you’re the one who needs to get over it because the fact is you have no life but to respond to EVERYONE’s comment on this blog.

  • Dave

    Dear MagnetChick,

    I appreciate the extra attention, but right now I don’t need a fan club, much less any stalkers.

    Sincerely,

    “Dave”

  • MagnetChick

    Who said i admire you…….wow so cocky. Hope u drop dead =)

  • Dave

    Dear MagnetChick,

    You’re funny… and by funny I mean “mentally challenged”.

    Sincerely,

    “Dave”

    PS: Is “drop dead” the best thing you all can come up with? If you ask me, it’s pretty weak.

  • Anonymous

    Dave, anonymous is not a name. No one said all the anonymous responses were from the same person. You’re trying to get technical with me? And was I mainly focusing on you? If you do recall, I also responded to the blog post. I don’t suppose you being right all the time has anything to do with Niel’s and his stalker. I suppose you think it is really cool to fight online and act like you own, but lord knows you need to get a life. “Oh, look at me! I’m Dave and I like to start stuff online! I’m so hardcore! And guess what? I’m ALWAYS right!” Yea, really cool. >.>

    And I will stress my point, that t-shirt is really awesome and pretty! Ebay? =)

  • Dave

    Dear Anonymous,

    No one said all the Dave responses were from the same person either.

    Sincerely,

    “Dave”

    PS: Dave owns? I’m glad Dave makes you feel that way.

  • Anonymous

    I’d have to agree with Dave on this one. You’re only as stupid as you feel. Or in your case, as pwned as you feel.

  • Anonymous

    Indeed. MagnetChick obviously can’t shut her piehole and MagnetChick’s anonymous groupies can’t stop feeding her. What’s up with that anyway?.

  • Anonymous

    lol You people are doing a good job of making Niels blog famous. Keep up the good work!

  • Anonymous

    Go figure Anonymous, but it’s patently obvious that the truth hurts.

    That being said, you won’t be seeing MagnetChick and her groupies on reality TV any time soon only because MagnetChick obviously lives in a fantasy world where she’s a CAPS student and recieved a perfect SAT score.

  • Anonymous

    Hmm I think someone needs to get to the mental hospital.. ahem

  • Anonymous

    I haven’t been keeping up with this thread … but what?

    MagnetChick fantasizes about being a CAPS student and recieving a perfect SAT score in a feeble attempt to curry Niels’ favor?

    MagnetChick – let me break it down for you – you’ll never get laid and you will die alone. As for being a CAPS student and getting a perfect SAT score… geez, of all the possible things you could aspire to, you chose those two?

    What a joke…

  • Anonymous

    I second that, Anonymous. MagnetChick and friends need an involuntary admission, STAT.

  • A

    Dave must be hallucinating about him being Niels lol Get over it. You’re not Niels’ spokesperson and never will be!

  • Anonymous

    How is Dave hallucinating about him being anything, much less being a Niels’ spokesperson?

    Am I missing something?

  • Anonymous

    Yeah. I’m not seeing it either. All Dave ever did was lay the smackdown on all MagnetChick’s candyass.

  • Anonymous

    No. Dave did more than lay the smackdown on MagnetChick’s candyass. Dave made the mistake of dispelling MagnetChick’s illusion too quickly. Obviously, MagnetChick couldn’t handle reality, took things a bit too personally, and had a nervous breakdown as a result of all of this.

    Shame on you, Dave. It’s like shooting fish in a barrel.

  • Anonymous

    So … anyone want to go for some beers or something?

  • Anonymous

    Sure. How about Lot 17?

  • Anonymous

    Nah. I was thinking more like Silky’s.

  • Anonymous

    Bar crawl!

  • Anonymous

    We could ask MagnetChick to come… but last time I checked, they didn’t let 12 year olds into bars

  • Anonymous

    Good one!

  • Anonymous

    lolz. wait a sec – if she’s 12 years old, then she probably hasn’t taken the SAT yet, has she?

  • Anonymous

    Doofus. We already established that point. Way to be Captain Obvious, Captain Obvious.

  • Anonymous

    Tard. STFU.

  • Anonymous

    you STFU.

  • Anonymous

    No, you STFU.

  • Anonymous

    Who, me?

  • Anonymous

    No, not you. You!

  • Anonymous

    It’s not you. It’s me.

  • A

    I think we’re getting off topic here. I hope you all realize that your idiocy is starting to rival that of MagnetChick’s.

  • A

    1) For someone who doesn’t really know Niels seems to be awfully obsessed with Niels’ fans. 2)SAT scores aren’t everything, it’s a bias test anyway.. (especially the old one) It doesn’t accurately measure how one will succesfully perform in college 3)Dave has no shame for arguing on and on about how his sorry-butt has nothing better to do than to dominate Niels’ comment boards 4)PEOPLE come on..just get on with ur lives already! I think the whole commotion over this dave/superchik fight can be considered as a tie breaker. lol

  • Shelby

    I’ve found a new source of entertainment! Dave vs. MagnetChick – keep doing what you’re doing until we declare a winner. This is good stuff.

    P.s. – MagnetChick, don’t be a hypocrite. You’re wasting your own life by telling Dave to get a life. We’re all bored here, so just live with it.

  • A

    Yeah. We realized that. We did it deliberately because there’s this thing called “satire”… you may have heard of it.

  • A

    Wait a second – someone took my handle. Rat bastard!

  • Anonymous

    Satire? You mean you were deliberately acting stupid just to prove a point? Point being how arguments on the internet can go on and on and not have any sort of significance in reality because despite the number of times you tell someone to STFU, they won’t STFU because you have no frickin’ way to enforce anything at all?

    How novel.

    Well, I must say, you certainly out-mocked everybody here.

  • Ken Jennings

    A in #138,

    Can you rephrase your answer in the form of a question?

    Ken Jennings

    PS: Can I have Potpourri for $100?

  • Anonymous

    Ken Jennings?

    Do you honestly think these people actually knows who Ken Jennings is, much less are familiar with Jeopardy?

  • Stone Cold Steve Austin

    What?

  • A

  • Anonymous

    Hey. I know! Let’s go set Mario’s comics on fire.

  • Anonymous

    Better idea. Let’s go set the tissues in MagnetChick’s bra on fire.

  • Anonymous

    Why would MagnetChick need to wear a bra, much less stuff it with tissu…

    Oh. I knew that.

    How long do you suppose a fire like that would go for?

  • Anonymous

    According to RAND calculations, a fire like that would sufficient to heat five homes in New England for approximately 13 and a half days, give or take an hour based on the number of tissues stuffed into those bras.

  • Anonymous

    So what you’re saying is that MagnetChick is as flat as an ironing board?

  • Anonymous

    In so many words, yes.

  • Anonymous

    So what do her groupies see in her other than her being in the CAPS program and having a perfect SAT score?

  • Anonymous

    You’d have to ask her groupies. But I’m sure it’s best left to their twisted collective imagination…

  • A

    Ok that bra comment is so inappropriate! If you’re gonna argue, keep it decent.

  • real anonymous

    Everyone can just either shut up or keep going on and saying how oh, this person is being a hypocrite or this person shouldn’t be saying something or whatever. I’m sure someone is going go attack me by saying that I shouldn’t be saying this because whats it up to me to say this on Niel’s blog and if I had a life, I wouldn’t be interfering or something stupid like that. Well, whatever. Everyone could just act mature and stop arguing or do whatever you think is “hardcore”. No one cares who has a point. -.-;;

  • Anonymous

    I was just going over those RAND calculations of yours… tissues obviously wouldn’t burn that long unless they were coated with oil. Are you also implying that MagnetChick is fat too?

  • Fake Anonymous

    All you other Anonymi are just imitating
    So won’t the real Anonymous please stand up, please stand up, please stand up?

  • Extremely Real Anonymous

    I think “real anonymous” should simply be ignored. But god, who goes to such lengths to identify themself as “real anonymous” while attempting to stay “anonymous”?

    That’s kind of self-defeating, is it not?

  • A

    YAY.. Niels is gonna get more famous! Woo-hoo. Make his dream of being in the top ten most searched person come true. =)

  • Anonymous

    Actually, the hilarity here stems from the fact that most of us are sticking with one-liners. For the studio audience, this signifies that

    a) we don’t care
    b) the pissed off people only have the capacity for one liners.

  • Dave

    Dear “real anonymous” in #156,

    WAH.

    Sincerely,

    “Dave”

  • Anonymous

    Yay! Dave’s back. We have the situation under control though.

  • A

    Will this comment board reach to 500? lol Stay tune till next three days..

  • Anonymous

    No, I think 200 is as far as it goes. MagnetChick will probably spend the rest of the night crying on front of a mirror because she looks like Cici, only flat.

  • Ruby

    LMAO wow. this blog went from the obsessions of Lauren to the whole point of whether magnethcick was a CAP student to Dave and his “get a life” …to some other random crap. such entertainment!!

  • MagnetChick

    Dave has no dick.

  • Ruby

    At the rate this is going…..this blog might just get 500 comments with no relation to the blog entry itself.

  • Dave

    Dear MagnetChick,

    Don’t be mad that I made you look like a fool. Just admit I’m right and you’re wrong.

    Sincerely,
    “Dave”

  • Ruby

    Dave…you sound so hott……roar baby do you have a facebook?

  • Jennifer

    Ruby are u trying to be a Dave fan?

  • A

    magnetchick=victim
    Dave=Picked an easy target.

    Case Closed!

  • Ruby

    no im just saying….the way he talks back to magnet chick is so hott and pure genius. i admire smart guys. …i find knowledge to be very sexy.

  • Amy

    Whoever said Dave has no dick. I second that! He has no real balls to face reality and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t have the guts to fight / argue in public .

  • April

    I don’t think Dave picked an easy target, I think he just talks too much that MagnetChick got so lazy to even fight back. Either that or she is plain dumb.

  • HN

    Oohh…..i’m pretty sure Niels is really enjoyng this..orrr he jsz got tired from reading that he made a new blog….i say everyone to the new blog?

  • June

    Can we get back on the topic of “Lauren has been busy”

  • Liza

    Nobody gives a shit about Lauren, she’s just some crazy ass stalker of Niels who needs to find something else better to do then to stalk him. I mean Niels is very hott and i would rape him but besides that point, I dont see what Niels sees in her….

  • A

    nah.. I think the Dave vs. Superchik is more entertaing than “Lauren has been busy”

  • someone

    leave niels alone…he might think its entertaining that he has a stalker…..

  • someone # 5

    The only reason why Niels got so famous is because OF THE FACT he was featured on Beauty & the Geek. I wonder if he never got on it…will he still be seen as this “hott geek”?

  • someone # 4

    what happen to someone # 3? can u ppl count…..it goes from 1 , 2 then 5. four will be taken by me!!!!!

  • MagnetChick

    Well, its a waste of time to argue with Dave since all he wants is to prove himself correct. But this blog IS getting boring….so Dave come back lets argue some more!

  • Ruby

    around this time yesterday the blog only had like 70 comments now its about to reach 200…..amazing.

  • A

    LOL I agrue with MagnetChick.

  • Ruby

    hey ….i jsz scrolled back up to see how this whole thing even started….and it started with dave insulting lauren saying she is crossing the line then comes along magnet chick saying shes obsessed over niels and dave attacked magnetchick with fierce. ROAR!! hahaha. i applaud.

  • LOL

    Yeah, Dave is just attacking everyone….i wonder who his next target it…

  • Joe

    NIELS I THINK YOU SHOULD COMMENT ON THIS BLOG! TELL US OUR OPINION ON THIS…i would love to hear it. I propose you write a blog about this…….

  • A

    Um.. maybe Dave is trying to start another agument on the (Ask Niels: I’m scared to talk to a stranger) blog.. (people probably should move to the next blog since Niels will be posting new entires.)

  • Ruby

    Oh about the setting MagnetChick bra on fire…..how do you know its a she and not a he. hahah. people can hide their identities like crazy online…..and who knows…..dave might be a hott guy.

  • MagnetChick

    Typical Dave….always picking on a new prey. I agree I think we should abandon this blog…

  • HN

    I just notice between the conversation of MagnetChick & Dave. Dave avoids things that MagnetChick proved him wrong of….

    example
    Dave : we don’t know it’s a fake tattoo.
    MagnetChick: How can you NOT know? …please stop being dumb. Even a five years old can tell it’s fake.

    after that Dave didnt respond to that tattoo comment. so i guess we can give magnetchick one point for that.

  • P

    Lets have a vote…..

    Who is one Dave side and who is on magnet chick side?
    who agrees with Dave and thinks MagnetChick is a fake
    and who agrees with MagnetChick that Dave is cocky and that he ALWAYS has to be right?

    for Dave type …D
    for magnetchick type M

  • Amy

    M

  • Lisa

    D

  • friscobebe

    m

  • A

    People.. let’s defend for “urcute” on the Ask Niels blog.. We have already confirmed.. that MagnetChick won this round!

  • Anonymous

    Have we? I cast a vote for D.

  • Anonymous

    Me too. A vote for D.

  • Anonymous

    Dave doesn’t *always* have to be right.

    The problem is that MagnetChick was simply wrong.

    Iinstead of working things out logically, some people around here decided to attack Dave, quite pathetically I might add. This is what they refer to as “ad hominem”.

  • Anonymous

    Dear Ruby,

    For all we know, you’ve seen MagnetChick on DatelineNBC as one of those creepy pedophiles who talks to teens online and ends up getting jumped by cops at the end of the segment.

    Bottomline – MagnetChick is one repulsive freak.

    Sincerely,

    “Dave”

  • friscobebe

    no i think we’re all attacking magnetchick and simply defending dave.

  • Ruby

    is that really dave or an anonymous trying to pretend to be dave….

  • Senator Hillary Clinton

    Dear P,

    When does your poll end?

    Sincerely,

    “Dave”

  • Yea

    M

  • Junkie Lindsay Lohan

    Dear Ruby,

    I don’t know. You tell me.

    Sincerely,

    “Dave”

  • Ruby

    Dave, why are you repeatingly changing your name….I’m confused who which one is the real you.

  • friscobebe

    M!

  • Fake Dave

    Dear MagnetChick,

    I’m sorry, but I don’t speak skank.

    Sincerely,

    “Dave”

  • Ruby

    Oh wow this blog has reach over 200. amazing =). dave i find ur intelligent to be very sexy

  • Governor Jeb Bush

    I think Frisco voted twice. Where’s Katherine Harris?

  • Anonymous

    Anyone know any Blon… I mean, MagnetChick jokes?

  • Tina

    Obviously M for her being a victim of the situation.

  • Teri Hatcher

    D

  • ada

    i bet most of the anonymous is dave pretending to be more than one person…

    i vote for M

  • Anonymous

    Anyone else thinks Dave is an asshole?

  • friscobebe

    No.. I never defended for Dave. You could tell from the earlier comments that I criticized him. I forgot the entry number and I dont care to look for it.

  • Anonymous

    Dear Tina,

    I think M is more than just a victim of the situation… she’s a victim of her mother’s drinking during pregnancy. I would also say she’s a victim of gravity because she’s obviously been dropped a few times as a baby…

    Sincerely,

    “Dave”

  • Ruby

    I don’t think Dave is an asshole at all…….i think his intelligence towards Magnetchick is soooooo hott. dont u agree with me dave?

  • Yoda

    Anyone else think Anonymous is proof that a sense of humor God has? Hmmmmm?

  • Ruby

    Dear Friscobebe,

    Shouldn’t your name really be CriscoBebe because you’re a fat hog?

    Sincerely

    Ruby

  • Ruby

    what the hell……i never wrote that up there.

  • Ruby

    i bet its dave using my name ….so that he wouldnt look like hes picking on someone. hence the structure of his sentences.

  • Ruby

    its okay i still think ure hott dave!

  • Anonymous

    Ruby = MagnetChick.

  • friscobebe

    Ruby. Dave is the king of jerks. What kind of person with morals would insult other people’s mom? I don’t care if he even goes to Harvard. Being smart with no sense of respect or “class” doesn’t deserve to be appraised for.

  • Anonymous

    Criscobebe – Let me appraise you for a second; you aren’t worth the cheap prophylactic your dad put on the night you were concieved. Because of your very existence, it could be said that it was even cheaper than your mom.

  • desiray.

    This is crazy.

  • Anonymous

    Don’t you mean crazay?

  • friscobebe

    Ruby, Hunnie, my parents taught me better to not degrade other people to such low standards. In case if you noticed, Dave didn’t bother to leave his contact info for you, WHICH also implies that you’re not so significant after all. Do you even comprehend some of the disturbing messages Dave leaves? Uhh.. I’m sure you don’t because if you use your brain cells and try to reverse the situation as MagnetChik, I’m sure you’ll find him disturbing as well!

  • Anonymous

    Crisco – don’t you have to know who your parents are first, in order for them to teach you anything?

  • Ruby

    who accused me of being magnetchick? wth…..
    eh friscobebe, i was only teasing. i spoke in sarcasm….

  • Anonymous

    Whoa. Sounds like a catfight… Ruby vs. Crisco.

    Rawwwr.

  • Ruby

    no…i stand by friscobebe

  • Ruby

    as we can see……Dave stoop down to the lower level.

  • Tina

    Ruby..so exactly who are you defending?

  • Ada

    this is confusing.. so who is ruby siding wit?

  • Ruby

    I have no practicular interest in this ..its just funny how one simple blog got turned into a huge meow fight

  • Amy

    Wow………this might just become 300.

  • MagnetChick

    PAY ATTENTION TO ME!

  • MagnetChick

    ^ Right, pay attention to Dave. He wants attention you guys. Saying I’m posing as a CAP student when obviously he’s been posing as everyone else…..

  • MagnetChick

    ^ I mean CAPS student. Posting as a CAPS student. A HOTT CAPS student.

  • Anonymous

    who the hell do you think you people are, using the word “hott”? Paris Hilton?

    If you want fame, go make a videotape or something.

  • MagnetChick

    ^ Sorry. I need to go get my pessary changed.

  • Jackie

    um….hott is just a word. technically paris hilton did not came up with it. you’re stupid……

  • The Real MagnetChick

    Dave gave up on arguing with me….so he had to pose using my name…..what joy!

  • Dave

    Dear Everyone,

    I apologize for my stupid acting. I’m a low life guy with no friends. I swear I’m smarter then everyone. So stop trying to argue with me. You will lose.

    Sincerely,

    “Dave”

  • Anonymous

    The Real MagnetChick? Is that like “The Real Ghostbusters”?

  • friscobebe

    I think Dave is trying to ask people to beat him up…

  • Anonymous

    Wow. That actually sounds like Dave.
    I must say, Dave would be proud.

    The scary thing however is that you’re going to actually sound like you have a grasp of the English language in your “Dave” impersonations…

  • Tina

    I agree with friscobebe. He’s nothing more but an immature “grownup”

  • Anonymous

    Crisco – you can’t beat up what isn’t there.

  • Anonymous

    I agree with Tina. Friscobebe is a whore.

  • Tina

    Tina never said Friscobebe was a whore.

    I think that was Dave.

    Oh look at how he is tryng to turn us against each other….

  • Anonymous

    I agree with Friscobebe. Tina is a whore.

  • Quagmire

    Giggidy Giggidy Giggidy Giggidy Giggidy Giggidy Goo

  • Q

    DAVE IS STUPIDDDDDDDDD.

    LETS GO CUT OFF HIS DICK

  • R

    You wouldn’t know your dick from your mom’s dick.

  • S

    I agree with R. I would also like to point out that Q is not anatomically correct.

  • Hank Hill

    That Q ain’t right.

  • Dale Gribble

    Ey yup.

  • S

    You wouldn’t know father’s vagina from your mom’s vagina

  • U

    S wouldn’t know his own vagina from a horse’s ass.

  • V

    I hear that Q and S’s family tree’s don’t fork.

  • T

    someone missed T! haha.

    U wouldn’t know his ass from a donkey’s face.

  • T

    An ass is a donkey. Your point being?

  • W

    you fuckers messed up the alphabet.

    But let me say something;

    Dave doesn’t want anyone to see that he trash talk so he impersonate as other names.
    Oh …now we know that Dave isn’t so great and that he can stoop down to MagnetChick’s level.

    As they say “get on my level hoe”

  • desiray.

    lol.

  • T

    i said ass to donkeys face not ass to donkeys ass. …stupid idiot

  • X

    W – does that mean that at one point, we did think Dave was so great, before he stooped to everyone else’s level?

    And where exactly was MagnetChick’s level in the first place?

  • T

    Another name for a donkey is “ass”, jackass.

  • C

    Where is Dave anyway?

    I’ve noticed that other people (like MagnetChick) are obviously trying to get him to post in the other blog entries…

    Why is that?

  • gotrice?

    i wish i was like dave.
    everybody knows dave.
    nobody knows me. :(

  • gotrice?

    Who the fuck would want to be “W” anyway?

  • Ruby

    LMAO @ gotrice.

  • Parker

    That tattoo is sooo fake. I think the unakorn on the shirt is kewl beans though.

  • gotrice?

    We may have fucked up the alphabet but it pales in comparison to what you did to Iraq…

  • the real gotrice?

    dave, get a life. not someone elses. stop pretending to be other ppl.

  • the real real gotrice?

    Who’s pretending? I’m gotrice?

  • the real real real gotrice?

    wahhh… wahhh… they won’t stop pretending to be me!

  • the real real real real gotrice?

    don’t get your panties in a bunch, you little crybaby.

  • the real real real real real gotrice?

    please get a life. I’m begging you.

  • the real real real real real real gotrice?

    would you like some cheese with your whine?

  • Barney

    Can’t we all just get along?

  • HN

    This blog is getting boring.

  • cher

    Where is Dave & MagnetChick, they need to come back and entertain us.

  • dave

    im a fucken retarded that wants to get laid but cant get ne ass cuz im a fucken asshole. but wait. im gay so i dont need ne gurl i want some dick!!

  • ada

    this blog is gonna be up the 300.

    just 10 more comments to go haha

  • asdf

    Dave will always be here because there’s no shortage of imitators. I’m sure he’s thanking you all for the immortality.

  • Anonymous

    Damn. He did get us didn’t he?

    Well played.

  • Friscobebe

    Well played.

  • MagnetChick

    Well played?

  • gotrice?

    Well played.

  • A

    Well played!

  • Ruby

    Well played.

  • Tina

    Well played

  • Jennifer

    Well played.

  • Kimberly

    Well played

  • Kimmie Meissner

    Well played.

  • Anonymous

    Hey KiddO! please do keep talking to yourself beause your excessive comments will increase Niels’ fame and show how sad your life has turned to. ;)

  • Anonymous

    Will it?

    http://www.google.com/technology/

    You don’t know how Google PageRank works… but that goes without saying.

  • urcute

    ur cute!

  • Shelby

    Poor Niels. His site has turned into a forum… and not a very good one.

  • me

    i like niels.. just a bit… i’d rather be his friend! unlike all u other hoes who just wanna sleep with him

  • Kelly

    wow.
    obsession much?

  • woozens…kind of weird.

  • Kathy

    it’s a little crazy, that people have absolutely so much time on their hands that they are fighting in someone’s blog, and being really immature… :(

  • Anonymous

    i agree shelby…hahah this pg has turned out to be a forum…i wonder if niels stopped reading it or even bothered to read it in the first place

  • I try to keep up, but it’s tough…

  • hi

    lauren’s hot ^_^

  • hi

    lauren’s very hot ^_^

  • Babe

    Lauren is NOT hott.

  • hi

    dont be jealous. she is damn fine.

  • actives

    I’d hit it.

  • desiray.

    oh my word!

    there are a lot of comments here.

  • hi

    yea, me too, active.

  • Another fan.

    To #305…
    You’re obviously the ho around here.
    You wouldn’t just go after someone to make “friends”.
    Nobody said they wanted to sleep with Niels. I don’t see anyone hinting that either.

    Stop the drama. Dave and MagnetChick have already stirred up too much!

  • Niels

    this is niels.

    i am reallly tacky and I WANT THAT SHIRT.

  • niels geneste

    LOVE IT

  • Christina

    I guess I’m not the only one who has an impossible crush on Niels, lol.

  • Alan

    Niels is hot outta his shirt!

  • hey… isn’t that “tattoo” thing from rockyou.com or something??? its fake, people…

    wow niels! you have a “stalker” now….

  • so that girl’s lauren???