Laser Tag kicks ass

I went to Shadowlands last night for my sister’s birthday party. At Shadowlands, you can play Laser Tag against your friendswhile simultaneously being destroyed by eight year olds who are way better than you’ll ever be. The best part is that the arena is filled with with fog so that you can see your laser as it zips across the arena to sear your opponents’ unprotected retina (goggles are for pussies). I want to go back!